Staten Island Stands Firm. So Should Your Cannabis.

Feb 17

Staten Island does not bend easily.

It sits apart, but never behind.
It carries its own pace.
It protects its own identity.

From St. George waterfront views to Tottenville neighborhoods. From the Staten Island Ferry’s daily rhythm to quiet residential blocks where families have lived for generations.

This borough values loyalty.

It values consistency.
It values strength without flash.

That kind of place does not respond to gimmicks.

It responds to substance.

Silly Nice was built on substance.

Staten Island Respects Work

Many Staten Island residents commute into Manhattan. Others work locally in trades, civil service, small businesses, healthcare, logistics, and construction.

Days are structured. Responsibilities are clear.

Cannabis here is not about spectacle. It is about recalibration.

Is it strong?
Is it clean?
Is it consistent?
Is it worth it?

Silly Nice answers directly.

Black-owned. Veteran-owned. Family-run. Produced in small batches. Made fresh to order. Lab tested. Transparent.

No artificial flavoring. No diluted terpenes. No inflated promises.

Just disciplined craft.

Strength Should Not Be Sloppy

Staten Island respects power, but not recklessness.

Beta-Caryophyllene may help regulate stress response.
Myrcene can assist muscle relaxation after long shifts.
Limonene may provide measured uplift.
Pinene helps maintain clarity.

Terpene-forward cannabis supports structure.

In a borough that values order and routine, unpredictability is not appealing.

Consistency is.

Diamond Powder: Power With Control

Silly Nice Diamond Powder tests at 87.53% THC and 99.82% total cannabinoids.

Half-gram crystalline THC concentrate engineered for purity.

Minor cannabinoids including CBGa, CBDa, d9-THC, and d8-THC contribute to layered effect.

This is not chaotic potency.

Diamond Powder allows:

Precision topping of bowls
Controlled micro-dosing
Clean dabs
Structured potency increases

Staten Island consumers appreciate strength that remains manageable.

Power should enhance, not disrupt.

Frosted Hash Ball: Slow and Steady

The Frosted Hash Ball tests at 67.34% THC and 78.34% total cannabinoids, with 5.7% terpene concentration.

Terpenes include:

Beta-Caryophyllene
Limonene
Myrcene
Pinene
Farnesene
Valencene
Terpinolene
Linalool
Bisabolol

It builds gradually. It carries steady depth.

Perfect for evenings at home. For decompressing after commutes. For backyard sessions.

Staten Island values steady burn over flashy spikes.

Papaya Wine: Elevated for Experienced Consumers

Diamond-Frosted & Live Resin Infused Papaya Wine tests at 51.22% THC and 58.63% total cannabinoids.

Live resin preserves terpene expression. THCa crystals elevate potency.

Tropical fruit layered with earthy spice and floral undertones.

This is high-tier cannabis.

Experienced Staten Island consumers understand potency tiers and consume with awareness.

Strength should be intentional.

Bubble Hash: Honest Extraction

Silly Nice Bubble Hash is ice-water extracted.

No chemical solvents.

Testing at 53.32% THC and 62.86% total cannabinoids, with 6.2% terpene content, it preserves full-spectrum integrity.

Beta-Caryophyllene. Myrcene. Limonene. Farnesene.

Clean inhale. Transparent process.

Staten Island appreciates products that do not hide behind additives.

Solventless extraction reflects integrity.

Pink Stardust: Portable Consistency

The 1G Pink Stardust 510 cartridge tests at 84.92% THC and 88.25% total cannabinoids.

100% cannabis-derived terpenes. No artificial flavors.

Sweet profile. Smooth inhale. Balanced uplift.

Compatible with all 510 batteries.

For ferry rides. For quick resets. For structured routines.

Portable consistency matters here.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck: Forward Focus

The 2G All-In-One Rechargeable featuring Alaskan Thunder Fuck tests at 82% THC.

Pinene. Limonene. Myrcene. Beta-Caryophyllene.

Sharp pine. Citrus clarity. Cerebral lift.

Buttonless. Rechargeable. Extended use.

No fillers. No synthetic terpenes.

Staten Island moves steadily forward.

Clean fuel supports steady progress.

Sustainability Reflects Responsibility

Staten Island residents see shoreline impact and environmental shifts firsthand.

Silly Nice packaging includes:

Recycled glass jars
Ocean-bound plastic lids
Hemp-based packaging materials

These are operational decisions grounded in responsibility.

Craft extends beyond cannabinoids.

Transparency Builds Trust

Every Silly Nice product is lab tested.

Certificates of Analysis are accessible at:

sillynice.com/menu

Potency breakdowns. Minor cannabinoids. Terpene profiles.

Staten Island consumers value honesty over flash.

Transparency matters.

Not Built to Be the Cheapest

Silly Nice was not designed to compete on price alone.

It was built to compete on craftsmanship.

Small-batch production ensures freshness. Fresh-to-order discipline prevents stagnant inventory. Terpene standards remain consistent.

Products may sell out because they are not mass produced.

Staten Island understands value when it reflects quality.

Request Silly Nice by name at your local dispensary. Call ahead when possible.

For product or wholesale inquiries:

929-375-6940