Cohoes Moves With Quiet Strength. So Should Your Cannabis.

Cohoes does not compete for the spotlight.

It sits along the Mohawk River.
It carries mill-town history.
It builds community without noise.

From Cohoes Falls mist in the morning to neighborhood streets where families have stayed for generations. From commuters heading into Albany to local tradespeople and small business owners keeping things steady.

Cohoes understands durability.

It values substance over show.
It values work over talk.
It values consistency.

In a city built on resilience, what you consume should reflect that steadiness.

Silly Nice was built with steadiness.

Capital Region Practicality

Cohoes sits inside the Capital District ecosystem.

Residents here are:

State workers.
Tradespeople.
Healthcare professionals.
Small business owners.
Families rooted in tradition.

Cannabis in Cohoes is not about flash.

It is about function.

Consumers want:

• Real potency

• Clean extraction

• Verifiable lab testing

• Consistency batch to batch

Silly Nice aligns with that expectation.

Black-owned. Veteran-owned. Family-run. Based in New York. Small-batch produced. Made fresh to order. Lab tested. Transparent.

No artificial flavoring.
No synthetic terpene fillers.
No inflated marketing language.

Craft backed by data.

Real Winters, Real Recovery

Upstate winters settle in.

Cold mornings. Icy sidewalks. Physical work that does not pause for weather.

Cannabis here often supports decompression.

Beta-Caryophyllene may help regulate stress response.
Myrcene can assist muscle relaxation.
Limonene may provide balanced uplift.
Pinene helps maintain clarity.

Terpene-forward cannabis supports predictable pacing.

Cohoes respects predictability.

Diamond Powder: Precision Under Pressure

Silly Nice Diamond Powder tests at 87.53% THC and 99.82% total cannabinoids.

Half-gram crystalline THC concentrate engineered for purity.

Minor cannabinoids including CBGa, CBDa, d9-THC, and d8-THC contribute to layered depth.

This is strength delivered with control.

Diamond Powder allows:

• Micro-dosing into flower

• Clean, measured dabs

• Structured potency enhancement

• Adjustable intensity

In steady communities, control matters more than chaos.

Frosted Hash Ball: Slow and Durable

The Frosted Hash Ball tests at 67.34% THC and 78.34% total cannabinoids, with 5.7% terpene concentration.

Terpenes include:

• Beta-Caryophyllene

• Limonene

• Myrcene

• Pinene

• Farnesene

• Valencene

• Terpinolene

• Linalool

• Bisabolol

It builds gradually. It holds steady.

Perfect for evenings at home. For decompressing after long days.

Cohoes values durability over spectacle.

Papaya Wine: Elevated for Experienced Consumers

Diamond-Frosted & Live Resin Infused Papaya Wine tests at 51.22% THC and 58.63% total cannabinoids.

Live resin preserves terpene expression. THCa crystals elevate potency.

Tropical fruit layered over earthy spice and floral undertones.

This is not filler cannabis.

Experienced Cohoes consumers understand potency tiers and consume intentionally.

Strength should support structure.

Bubble Hash: Honest Extraction

Silly Nice Bubble Hash is ice-water extracted.

No chemical solvents.

Testing at 53.32% THC and 62.86% total cannabinoids, with 6.2% terpene content, it preserves full-spectrum character.

Beta-Caryophyllene. Myrcene. Limonene. Farnesene.

Clean inhale. Transparent process.

In a community that values straightforward honesty, solventless extraction reflects integrity.

Pink Stardust: Portable Consistency

The 1G Pink Stardust 510 cartridge tests at 84.92% THC and 88.25% total cannabinoids.

100% cannabis-derived terpenes. No artificial flavors.

Sweet profile. Smooth inhale. Balanced uplift.

Compatible with all 510 batteries.

For quick resets between responsibilities. For measured pacing.

Portable stability matters here.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck: Focused Momentum

The 2G All-In-One Rechargeable featuring Alaskan Thunder Fuck tests at 82% THC.

Pinene. Limonene. Myrcene. Beta-Caryophyllene.

Sharp pine. Citrus clarity. Cerebral lift.

Buttonless. Rechargeable. Extended use.

No fillers. No synthetic terpenes.

Cohoes moves forward quietly.

Clean fuel supports steady progress.

Sustainability Reflects Long-Term Thinking

Communities along the Mohawk River understand environmental impact.

Silly Nice packaging includes:

• Recycled glass jars

• Ocean-bound plastic lids

• Hemp-based packaging materials

Operational discipline extends beyond cannabinoids.

Craft includes responsibility.

Transparency Builds Trust

Every Silly Nice product is lab tested.

Certificates of Analysis are accessible at:

sillynice.com/menu

Potency breakdowns. Minor cannabinoids. Terpene profiles.

Cohoes consumers verify before committing.

Transparency sustains loyalty.

Not Built to Compete on Price Alone

Silly Nice was not designed to be the cheapest product on the shelf.

It was built to compete on craftsmanship.

Small-batch production ensures freshness. Fresh-to-order discipline prevents stagnant inventory. Terpene standards remain consistent.

Products may sell out because they are not mass produced.

Cohoes understands value when it reflects quality.

Request Silly Nice by name at your local dispensary. Call ahead when possible.

For product or wholesale inquiries:

929-375-6940

Cohoes Moves With Quiet Strength

Cohoes does not chase trends.

It builds slowly. It sustains.

It supports Black-owned businesses. It respects Veteran service. It values family-run operations that operate with discipline.

Silly Nice is cannabis crafted with care, chemistry, and cultural respect.

Cohoes moves with quiet strength.

Your cannabis should reflect that same steady durability.

Silly Nice does.